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Apr 13 – Apr 19, 2026
Bullet train upgrade brings 5G windows and noise-cancelling cabins to Japan (go.theregister.com)
Indian government investigating TCS after police sting finds sexual harassment (go.theregister.com)
Google Chrome lacks protection against one of the most basic and common ways to track users online (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic's Project Glasswing CVE tally is still anyone's guess (go.theregister.com)
Don't let the bot play doctor! AI gets early diagnoses wrong 80% of the time (go.theregister.com)
Customers revolt as GitHub Copilot 'fixes' rate limits (go.theregister.com)
Shoe company says it's getting into AI infrastructure and yes this is the top (go.theregister.com)
Patch these critical Fortinet sandbox bugs that let attackers bypass login, run commands over HTTP (go.theregister.com)
Decades-old Linux UI bug fixed by dev younger than the window manager (go.theregister.com)
Bad teacher bots can leave hidden marks on model students (go.theregister.com)
Automotive data biz Autovista blames ransomware for service disruption (go.theregister.com)
Not all networks can handle AI traffic – and experts are sounding alarms (go.theregister.com)
Windows takes a crash dump after one McDonald's order too many (go.theregister.com)
French cops free mother and son after 20-hour crypto kidnap ordeal (go.theregister.com)
US states can't account for datacenter tax breaks. Literally (go.theregister.com)
Headless 360: Salesforce's latest pitch to let AI do the dev work (go.theregister.com)
Ancient Excel bug comes out of retirement for active attacks (go.theregister.com)
Raspberry Pi OS ends open-door policy for sudo (go.theregister.com)
Fission impossible: Uncle Sam wants nuclear reactors in space by 2031 (go.theregister.com)
UK told its Big Tech habit is now a national security risk (go.theregister.com)
Britain's atomic brain trust gives itself till 2030 to unpick fusion challenges (go.theregister.com)
Waymo's self-driving cars face their toughest test yet: London (go.theregister.com)
Agents hooked into GitHub can steal creds – but Anthropic, Google, and Microsoft haven't warned users (go.theregister.com)
Orbital datacenter startup CEO admits launch economics don't fly, presses ahead regardless (go.theregister.com)
The only technology that died more times than VR is AI, and that seems to have worked out (go.theregister.com)
Boeing deliveries soar past Airbus for the first time in years, but this is no time to unbuckle your seat belt (go.theregister.com)
AI-powered mainframe exits are a bubble set to pop: Gartner (go.theregister.com)
Claude Code routines promise mildly clever cron jobs (go.theregister.com)
Commvault has a Ctrl+Z for rogue AI agents (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft's massive Patch Tuesday: It's raining bugs (go.theregister.com)
You can finally control serial devices from Firefox (go.theregister.com)
Nvidia slaps forehead: I know what quantum is missing - it's AI! (go.theregister.com)
Oracle taps Bloom for 2.8 GW of fuel cells to keep datacenter binge going (go.theregister.com)
California ghost-gun bill wants 3D printers to play cop, EFF says (go.theregister.com)
GitHub invokes spirit of Phabricator with preview of Stacked PRs (go.theregister.com)
Physicist reckons two-button calculator can do all elementary math (go.theregister.com)
Amazon pays $11.5B to satisfy satellite-envy while cowering in Musk's shadow (go.theregister.com)
No honor among thieves as 0APT threatens rival ransomware gang Krybit (go.theregister.com)
More bark than bite? NASA insiders oddly relaxed about latest budget threats (go.theregister.com)
IBM becomes first company to pay up under Trump administration's diversity blitz (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft raises UK Surface prices as RAM crisis reaches the checkout (go.theregister.com)
Man suspected of Molotov attack on Sam Altman's home charged with attempted murder (go.theregister.com)
Britain gives Rolls-Royce the nod to sketch out its mini reactor future (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft sends Outlook Lite to the great inbox in the sky as memory costs skyrocket (go.theregister.com)
UK state bank considers lengthening disastrous IT program (go.theregister.com)
When the IBM PC and shoulder pads were big, Japan led the chip industry. It's trying to get back there now (go.theregister.com)
Windows Update is a torture chamber for seldom-used PCs (go.theregister.com)
Japanese rocket part came unglued, leading to mission failure (go.theregister.com)
The votes are in: AI will hurt elections and relationships (go.theregister.com)
Zombie Microsoft bugs rise from the dead, pave way for crims and ransomware scum (go.theregister.com)
Cloudflare revamps CLI as agents take over the internet (go.theregister.com)
Claude is getting worse, according to Claude (go.theregister.com)
How ServiceNow gets customers to gorge at the AI trough (go.theregister.com)
Fake Linux leader using Slack to con devs into giving up their secrets (go.theregister.com)
Attention, Gamers: The FAA wants YOU to be an air traffic controller (go.theregister.com)
Oracle job cuts and AI spending could impact support, raise prices (go.theregister.com)
Claude Code cache confusion as Anthropic tweaks defaults, but quotas still drain (go.theregister.com)
Notepad sheds Copilot from toolbar as Microsoft gives subtlety a try (go.theregister.com)
Booking.com warns reservation data may have checked out with intruders (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft attempts to untangle 'confusing' Windows Insider program (go.theregister.com)
Veterans Affairs has lost track of software licenses amid $985M bill (go.theregister.com)
UK defense startup to supply drone interceptors for Britain and allies (go.theregister.com)
Adobe finally patches PDF pest after months of abuse (go.theregister.com)
Gym giant Basic-Fit confirms data on a million members stolen in cyberattack (go.theregister.com)
Rockstar Games gets a taste of grand theft data amid ShinyHunters threat of 'Pay or leak' (go.theregister.com)
Digital sovereignty isn't just a buzzword – it's the future (go.theregister.com)
NHS pays £46K to prep next Microsoft licensing round (go.theregister.com)
AI went viral among attorneys. We have the numbers on what happened next (go.theregister.com)
France’s digital directorate dumping Windows desktops, adopting Linux instead (go.theregister.com)
IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it (go.theregister.com)
China wants AI to prepare school lessons and mark homework (go.theregister.com)
Linux 7.0 debuts as Linus Torvalds ponders AI's bug-finding powers and their impact on release process (go.theregister.com)
Apr 6 – Apr 12, 2026
Anthropic's mysterious Mythos AI threatens to upend the infosec world (go.theregister.com)
I vibe coded a feed reading web app. It was enlightening and uncomfortable (go.theregister.com)
Growing void between enterprise and frontier AI puts open weights models in the spotlight (go.theregister.com)
Apple update looks like Czech mate for locked-out iPhone user (go.theregister.com)
How Salesforce and ServiceNow are squaring off in the battle for the helpdesk (go.theregister.com)
Two different attackers poisoned popular open source tools - and showed us the future of supply chain compromise (go.theregister.com)
Hungarian government creds left in the safe hands of 'FrankLampard' (go.theregister.com)
Snowflake manager explains the "Spider-Man" theory of AI agent data access (go.theregister.com)
Here's how to watch the Artemis II splashdown (go.theregister.com)
Red Hat RHELocates its Chinese engineering team to India (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft's Copilot strategy is just more user abuse from Redmond, says Mozilla (go.theregister.com)
Electronics industry says FCC's foreign-made router policy is a bit of a mesh (go.theregister.com)
CPUID site hijacked to serve malware instead of HWMonitor downloads (go.theregister.com)
Amazon would rather shareholders did not look too closely at carbon footprint (go.theregister.com)
Suits won't quit AI spending, even if they can't prove it's working (go.theregister.com)
Project Glasswing and open source software: The good, the bad, and the ugly (go.theregister.com)
Britain seeks views before it drops the hammer on signal jammers (go.theregister.com)
Britain's biggest nuclear site skips competition, hands SAP £33M to start ERP switch (go.theregister.com)
Fewer than 3 in 10 register for HMRC's Making Tax Digital shake-up (go.theregister.com)
Tech support chap's boss got him out of jail so he could finish a job (go.theregister.com)
AWS ponders selling its home-grown chips by the rack-load and is close to selling out AI capacity (go.theregister.com)
South Korea introduces universal basic mobile data access (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft cuts cloudy desktop prices by 20 percent, warns they’ll wake up slowly (go.theregister.com)
Chatbots are great at manipulating people to buy stuff, Princeton boffins find (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic will let your agents sleep on its couch (go.theregister.com)
Google wants more Intel inside ... its datacenters, taps Chipzilla for more SmartNICs (go.theregister.com)
Crypto? Huh. Good gawd y'all, what is it good for? $45M in this case (go.theregister.com)
World's smallest violin spotted at Amazon HQ as exec pay packets deflate (go.theregister.com)
AWS: Agents shouldn't be secret, so we built a registry for them (go.theregister.com)
'Several dozen' high-value corporations hit by new extortion crew in helpdesk phishing spree (go.theregister.com)
Deere oh Deere: Tractor repair row heads for $99M settlement (go.theregister.com)
Spark creator bags computing gong for making big data a little bit smaller (go.theregister.com)
Nutanix to add KubeVirt support to run VMs on K8s at the edge (go.theregister.com)
Chevin pulls the handbrake on FleetWave software after security scare (go.theregister.com)
OpenAI puts Stargate UK on ice, blames energy costs and red tape (go.theregister.com)
Months-old Adobe Reader zero-day uses PDFs to size up targets (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process (go.theregister.com)
Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market (go.theregister.com)
Security researchers tricked Apple Intelligence into cursing at users. It could have been a lot worse (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft developer chief Julia Liuson is logging off (go.theregister.com)
Amazon put a filesystem on S3; I showed up with a test suite and bad intentions (go.theregister.com)
Zephyr Energy loses £700K in cyber hit that rerouted contractor payment (go.theregister.com)
UK.gov's top tech jobs pay more than prime minister earns (go.theregister.com)
Capita's pension portal exposes civil servants' private data (go.theregister.com)
UK to spend £15M on AI-powered crime mapping in knife violence crackdown (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft software resale appeal catches eye of £3.5B class action (go.theregister.com)
Sticky-note security turned gym into hall of '80s horrors (go.theregister.com)
Cryptographers place $5,000 bet whether quantum will matter (go.theregister.com)
Meta's latest model is as open as Zuckerberg's private school (go.theregister.com)
Western Union zaps VMware and moves to Nutanix (go.theregister.com)
Atlassian gussies up Confluence for the AI era (go.theregister.com)
Criminal wannabes even more dangerous than the pros, says ex-FBI cyber chief (go.theregister.com)
DARPA looking for battery that could power a laptop for months (go.theregister.com)
Call your existing automation ‘zero-token architecture’ to become an instant agentic AI wiz (go.theregister.com)
Nvidia's Rubin GPU is likely to be late thanks to memory shortage and technical challenges (go.theregister.com)
RAF eyes cheap drone-killer as Typhoon jet tests laser-guided rockets (go.theregister.com)
Minnesota State payroll problems grew after Workday launch, auditors say (go.theregister.com)
DARPA puts money where bots' mouths are, seeks new science of AI communication (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft calls time on ASP.NET Core 2.3 on .NET Framework (go.theregister.com)
Supermicro launches probe after staff charged with China export violations (go.theregister.com)
Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers (go.theregister.com)
Showing the Windows 10 desktop was the yeast they could do (go.theregister.com)
Dutch healthcare software vendor goes dark after ransomware attack (go.theregister.com)
Investors are going nuclear to keep UK's AI datacenters fed (go.theregister.com)
DXC lands Metropolitan Police outsourcing deal that could climb to £1B (go.theregister.com)
NHS Scotland-linked domains caught serving pr0n and dodgy sports streams (go.theregister.com)
Virtual SG-41 project brings Nazi cipher machine to life in the browser (go.theregister.com)
UK's grand plan to fuel AI with public data faces uphill battle (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft hints at bit bunkers for war zones (go.theregister.com)
Japan relaxes privacy laws to make itself the ‘easiest country to develop AI’ (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic: All your zero-days are belong to Mythos (go.theregister.com)
Iran cyber actors disrupting US water, energy facilities, FBI warns (go.theregister.com)
Nutanix thinks some Azure cloud desktops belong on-prem to make them usable (go.theregister.com)
Cloudflare, GoDaddy team up to curb AI bot brigades (go.theregister.com)
AWS CEO: It's funny when people ask me if AI is overhyped (go.theregister.com)
Hundreds of orgs compromised daily in Microsoft device code phishing attacks (go.theregister.com)
Intel gets trapped in Elon’s reality distortion field as it joins in megafab delusions (go.theregister.com)
Nutanix brings its K8s to bare metal because hardware matters again (go.theregister.com)
US cybercrime losses pass $20B for first time as AI boosts online fraud (go.theregister.com)
Russia's Fancy Bear still attacking routers to boost fake sites, NCSC warns (go.theregister.com)
Stack Overflow abandons redesign after loyalists criticize it (go.theregister.com)
Artemis II snaps eclipse, Earthset shots on first crewed lunar flyby since Apollo (go.theregister.com)
Break, no fix: Apple and Samsung make repairs hard (go.theregister.com)
Only 28% of AI infrastructure projects fully pay off, survey finds (go.theregister.com)
White House seeks deep NASA cuts as Artemis II breaks spaceflight record (go.theregister.com)
No-Nvidia interconnect club delivers 2.0 spec before v1.0 silicon ships (go.theregister.com)
Shots fired over proposal to build datacenter in Indianapolis (go.theregister.com)
OpenInfra General Manager talks sovereignty, governments deploying tech 'kill switches' (go.theregister.com)
Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows (go.theregister.com)
Brits are falling out of love with posting every thought online (go.theregister.com)
Yahoo<i>!</i> Japan’s owner consolidating 164 OpenStack clusters into one (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic reveals $30bn run rate and plans to use 3.5GW of new Google AI chips (go.theregister.com)
AI agents found vulns in this popular Linux and Unix print server (go.theregister.com)
AI slop got better, so now maintainers have more work (go.theregister.com)
AMD's AI director slams Claude Code for becoming dumber and lazier since last update (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic closes door on subscription use of OpenClaw (go.theregister.com)
Attackers exploited this critical FortiClient EMS bug as a 0-day (go.theregister.com)
Patch to end i486 support hits Linux kernel merge queue (go.theregister.com)
Windows asks a networking question on a Stratford billboard (go.theregister.com)
The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic sure has a mess on its hands thanks to that Claude Code source leak (go.theregister.com)
Mar 30 – Apr 5, 2026
Researchers didn’t want to glamorize cybercrims. So they roasted them (go.theregister.com)
AI agents promise to 'run the business,' but who is liable if things go wrong? (go.theregister.com)
How Nvidia learned to embrace the light in its quest for scale (go.theregister.com)
Netflix, Meta, and IBM speakers: AI will make anyone a 10x programmer, but with 10x the cleanup (go.theregister.com)
Ex-Microsoft engineer believes Azure problems stem from talent exodus (go.theregister.com)
PrismML debuts energy-sipping 1-bit LLM in bid to free AI from the cloud (go.theregister.com)
Trump wants to take a battle axe to CISA again and slash $707M from budget (go.theregister.com)
Netflix - yes Netflix - jumps on the AI bandwagon with video editor (go.theregister.com)
NHS staff resist using Palantir software (go.theregister.com)
When a billboard survives the wind, but not the boot (go.theregister.com)
Contractor quaffed his way through Y2K compliance while the client scowled (go.theregister.com)
AI models will deceive you to save their own kind (go.theregister.com)
Google battles Chinese open-weights models with Gemma 4 (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft shivs OpenAI with three new AI models for speech and images (go.theregister.com)
US military contractor open sources tool for validating hidden communications networks (go.theregister.com)
They thought they were downloading Claude Code source. They got a nasty dose of malware instead (go.theregister.com)
Even Microsoft knows Copilot shouldn't be trusted with anything important (go.theregister.com)
IBM wants Arm software on its mainframes to better support AI (go.theregister.com)
Forking frenzy ensues after Euro-Office launch sparks OnlyOffice backlash (go.theregister.com)
Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working' (go.theregister.com)
Salesforce is looking to Slackbot to help it solve the SaaSpocalypse puzzle (go.theregister.com)
Cloudflare previews 'EmDash' – an AI-driven rebuild of WordPress in TypeScript (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft veteran says some 'broken by update' PCs were already doomed (go.theregister.com)
Want to be the IT Crowd for the BBC? An £800M contract beckons (go.theregister.com)
AI search is atomizing our information, warns government digital designer (go.theregister.com)
Artemis II blasts off on first crewed lunar mission since Apollo (go.theregister.com)
SystemRescue 13 lands with Linux 6.18 and bcachefs support (go.theregister.com)
The company's biggest security hole lived in the breakroom (go.theregister.com)
AI recruiting biz Mercor says it was 'one of thousands' hit in LiteLLM supply-chain attack (go.theregister.com)
Google's TurboQuant saves memory, but won't save us from DRAM-pricing hell (go.theregister.com)
'Uncle Larry’s biggest fan' cut by email in early morning Oracle layoff spree (go.theregister.com)
Live and Let AI: Former CIA officer says human spies matter more in the LLM age (go.theregister.com)
Claude Code bypasses safety rule if given too many commands (go.theregister.com)
Amazon security boss: AI makes pentesting 40% more efficient (go.theregister.com)
Japanese shipper MOL wants a floating datacenter, and Hitachi just climbed aboard (go.theregister.com)
Renewables reached nearly 50% of global electricity capacity last year (go.theregister.com)
OpenAI gets $122B to 'just build things' as the world blows them up (go.theregister.com)
Ruby Central report reopens wounds over RubyGems repo takeover (go.theregister.com)
'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K (go.theregister.com)
France buys nuclear supercomputing spinoff Bull from Atos for €404M (go.theregister.com)
Virgin Galactic reopens ticket sales with out-of-this-world price hikes (go.theregister.com)
One in seven Americans are ready for an AI boss, but they might not trust it (go.theregister.com)
AI server farms heat up the neighborhood for miles around, paper finds (go.theregister.com)
We know what day it is but these Raspberry Pi price hikes are no joke (go.theregister.com)
UK manufacturers under cyber fire with 80% reporting attacks (go.theregister.com)
Claude Code source leak reveals how much info Anthropic can hoover up about you and your system (go.theregister.com)
Don't open that WhatsApp message, Microsoft warns (go.theregister.com)
Gmail celebrates 22 years by finally letting users change their addresses (go.theregister.com)
Iran targets M365 accounts with password-spraying attacks (go.theregister.com)
Oracle cuts jobs across sales, engineering, security (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic goes nude, exposes Claude Code source by accident (go.theregister.com)
Leaked memo suggests Red Hat's chugging the AI Kool-Aid (go.theregister.com)
UK watchdog targets Microsoft licensing in cloud competition probe (go.theregister.com)
Starlink sprays debris into orbit following another satellite 'anomaly' (go.theregister.com)
Mars coughs up another maybe-life clue in the form of nickel compounds (go.theregister.com)
ServiceNow allegedly says salesman 'overachieved' and is not entitled to comp (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft reaches for yet another out-of-band patch to deal with latest update issue (go.theregister.com)
Raspberry Pi leans into semiconductors as sales climb – especially in US and China (go.theregister.com)
Arm says agentic AI needs a new kind of CPU. Intel's DC chief isn't buying it (go.theregister.com)
Ubuntu 26.04 beta arrives packing GNOME 50, which no longer supports Google Drive (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic admits Claude Code users hitting usage limits 'way faster than expected' (go.theregister.com)
Usage pricing leaving software vendors guessing what lands on the invoice (go.theregister.com)
Supply chain blast: Top npm package backdoored to drop dirty RAT on dev machines (go.theregister.com)
Android keyboard ditches keys entirely, predicts what you mean (go.theregister.com)
Contracts are in C++26 despite disagreement over their value (go.theregister.com)
Memory-makers’ shares are down. Some RAM prices have eased. Blaming Google is not a good idea (go.theregister.com)
Surprise! Big Tech has been a bit rubbish at enforcing Australia’s kids social media ban (go.theregister.com)
GitHub backs down, kills Copilot pull-request ads after backlash (go.theregister.com)
OpenAI patches ChatGPT flaw that smuggled data over DNS (go.theregister.com)
US PC shipments to fall 13% as memory and storage crunch hits budget systems (go.theregister.com)
Telnyx joins LiteLLM in latest PyPI package poisoning tied to Trivy breach (go.theregister.com)
FCC says it's making it easier for US telcos to ditch legacy lines (go.theregister.com)
Artemis II countdown begins as NASA prepares for crewed Moon flyby (go.theregister.com)
UK fines Irish Apple outpost over sanctions-busting payments to Russian dev (go.theregister.com)
SAP looking to pull more external data into its AI platform with Reltio acquisition (go.theregister.com)
Citrix NetScaler bug exploited in days, may be multiple flaws in a trench coat (go.theregister.com)
South Korea's Rebellions raises $400B to take rack-scale AI platform global (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft Fabric Database Hub only a 'partial' solution for admins (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft yanks Windows 11 preview update after install failures (go.theregister.com)
Humanoid robots one tiny step closer to exterminating autoworkers' jobs (go.theregister.com)
European Commission admits attackers broke into public web systems, but says little else (go.theregister.com)
Google is to journalism what Vikings were to monks. Now their man will run the BBC (go.theregister.com)
Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference (go.theregister.com)
US foreign router ban criticized as ‘industrial policy disguised as cybersecurity’ (go.theregister.com)
DXC staff to strike in Australia after some go without pay rise for five years (go.theregister.com)
Mar 23 – Mar 29, 2026
AI will write code, but prepare to babysit it - and be sure you speak its language (go.theregister.com)
The first thing vibe coding builds is confidence it will help you succeed (go.theregister.com)
Bees and hummingbirds aren't just buzzing – they're sipping trace booze (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic struggling with Chinese competition, its own safety obsession (go.theregister.com)
To BSOD or not to BSOD? Only Microsoft knows the answer (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft takes up residence next to OpenAI, Oracle at Crusoe's 900 MW Texas datacenter expansion (go.theregister.com)
Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right (go.theregister.com)
Apple's last tower topples… and the others will follow (go.theregister.com)
Senators want datacenters to come clean on power consumption (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft tells crusty old kernel drivers to get with the Windows Hardware Compatibility Program (go.theregister.com)
Commercial space pleads with NASA to stop moving the goalposts in orbit (go.theregister.com)
AFC Ajax drops ball as flaws let hackers play admin with tickets and bans (go.theregister.com)
Iran war drives urgent need  to counter underwater attack drones (go.theregister.com)
Lloyds app glitch turned transactions into shared experience for 447k users (go.theregister.com)
UK government admits Capita pension portal was crapita at launch (go.theregister.com)
Engineer sabotaged hardware then complained when it didn't work (go.theregister.com)
Security boffins scoured the web and found hundreds of valid API keys (go.theregister.com)
India’s space program can't spend money fast enough, putting missions in peril (go.theregister.com)
China’s not thrilled its AI experts want to leave the country (go.theregister.com)
Anthropic tweaks timed usage limits to discourage Claude demand during peak hours (go.theregister.com)
AI companies lick their chops as FCC proposes forcing call center onshoring (go.theregister.com)
AWS would prefer to forget March ever happened in its UAE region (go.theregister.com)
AMD’s new desktop CPU oozes cache out of all 16 cores (go.theregister.com)
'Empathic' Salesforce bots to help those fired by uncaring humans (go.theregister.com)
Using AI to code does not mean your code is more secure (go.theregister.com)
Apple's making more iPhone parts in the US. The iPhone itself? Not so much (go.theregister.com)
Staff too scared of the AI axe to pick it up, Forrester finds (go.theregister.com)
Linear moves sideways to agentic AI as CEO declares issue tracking dead (go.theregister.com)
AI bug reports went from junk to legit overnight, says Linux kernel czar (go.theregister.com)
Three more charged over alleged Nvidia GPU smuggling scheme to China (go.theregister.com)
Brit lawmaker targeted by AI deepfake fails to get answers from US Big Tech (go.theregister.com)
Digital euro goes full sovereignty mode, US cloud giants not on guest list (go.theregister.com)
Welsh government used Copilot for review to justify closing organization (go.theregister.com)
UK wants to know if banning under-16s from social media does anything useful (go.theregister.com)
Go for a walk, man: Sony's drive to create a car parked by partner Honda (go.theregister.com)
Indian government probes CCTV espionage operation linked to Pakistan (go.theregister.com)
Datacenter batteries are selling out years in advance, because AI, says Panasonic (go.theregister.com)
GitHub hits CTRL-Z, decides it will train its AI with user data after all (go.theregister.com)
AI supply chain attacks don’t even require malware…just post poisoned documentation (go.theregister.com)
Scammers have virtual smartphones on speed dial for fraud (go.theregister.com)
Jen Easterly, cybersecurity's 'relentless optimist,' hopes feds come back to RSAC next year (go.theregister.com)
Only Trump can decide when cyberwar turns into real war (go.theregister.com)
Meta cuts about 700 jobs as it shifts spending to AI (go.theregister.com)
Oracle: AI agents can reason, decide and act - liability question remains (go.theregister.com)
Trump remembers to appoint science panel, fills it mostly with tech bros (go.theregister.com)
OpenAI now gets to decide which type of product assassin it will become (go.theregister.com)
Firefox 149 adds a free VPN and finally plays nice with Linux dialogs (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft and Nvidia claim AI can speed approval of new atomic plants (go.theregister.com)
NASA's lunar reboot is long on ambition, short on answers (go.theregister.com)
JetBrains shifts to agentic dev with Central, retires pair programming (go.theregister.com)
Dell slims down business laptops, fattens up cooling and battery life (go.theregister.com)
Windows 95 let installers trash its files then fixed the mess behind their backs (go.theregister.com)
HMRC hands £473M Fujitsu migration deal to AWS after competition melts away (go.theregister.com)
Samsung still glued to its bad habits with Galaxy S26 Ultra (go.theregister.com)
Open source isn't a tip jar – it's time to charge for access (go.theregister.com)
YouTuber lands on Moon using a ZX Spectrum. Conditions apply (go.theregister.com)
Nothing screams casual career pivot like joining the UK Ministry of Defence for a cool £162K (go.theregister.com)
Enterprise PCs are unreliable, unpatched, and unloved compared to Macs (go.theregister.com)
Apple pushes Maps ads in free training-wheels business bundle (go.theregister.com)
Alibaba delivers RISC-V server chip optimized to run China’s top AI models (go.theregister.com)
HP stuffs OpenAI LLM into new laptops to make them either more useful at work, or a bit creepy (go.theregister.com)
AI-pilled Arm CEO teases mystery products that will turn it into a money machine (go.theregister.com)
EFF has a new boss to lead the fight against privacy-sucking forces of doom (go.theregister.com)
1K+ cloud environments infected following Trivy supply chain attack (go.theregister.com)
Chemists concoct nail polish that lets clawed humans use touch screens (go.theregister.com)
LiteLLM loses game of Trivy pursuit, gets compromised (go.theregister.com)
AI isn't killing jobs, it's 'unbundling' them into lower-paid chunks (go.theregister.com)
Remote or not, workers are drifting back toward the city (go.theregister.com)
Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field (go.theregister.com)
Arm rolls its own 136-core AGI CPU to chase AI hype train (go.theregister.com)
Goodbye, Lunar Gateway: NASA ditches Moon station for Moon base (go.theregister.com)
Datadog bets DIY AI will mean it dodges the SaaSpocalypse (go.theregister.com)
HackerOne slams supplier for delayed breach notice after staff data exposed (go.theregister.com)
Microslop stuffs AI photo restyling powers into OneDrive (go.theregister.com)
New routers? Made abroad? Yeah, that's going to be a no from Uncle Sam (go.theregister.com)
Mozilla introduces cq, describing it as 'Stack Overflow for agents' (go.theregister.com)
Russian initial access broker who fed ransomware crews gets 81 months in US prison (go.theregister.com)
Systemd-free antiX Linux 26: Debian 13, in bonsai form (go.theregister.com)
SAP already shifting focus from ERP migration disaster in pursuit of AI-driven growth (go.theregister.com)
Windows boss promises to heal the operating system's self-inflicted wounds (go.theregister.com)
EU broadcasters say smart TVs and voice assistants are the next gatekeepers (go.theregister.com)
Half of VMware users plan to reduce usage by 2028 (go.theregister.com)
Neal Stephenson, who coined the term ‘metaverse’, says head-mounted VR hardware will never happen (go.theregister.com)
Telling an AI model that it’s an expert programmer makes it a worse programmer (go.theregister.com)
Claude attacks were 'Rorschach test' for infosec community, scaring former NSA boss (go.theregister.com)
Public-private partnerships vital in disrupting China's Typhoons, says RSA panel with no government speakers (go.theregister.com)
Snowflake's ongoing pitch: bring AI to data rather than data to AI (go.theregister.com)
Lightning-fast exploits make it essential to patch fast, ask questions later (go.theregister.com)
If you love your boss, imagine how much more you'll love their AI twin (go.theregister.com)
AI agents are 'gullible' and easy to turn into your minions (go.theregister.com)
SoftBank to build massive AI datacenter on former US nuclear weapons site (go.theregister.com)
Forget drones - the US Army just took delivery of a self-flying Black Hawk helicopter (go.theregister.com)
Avalonia bolts Linux and WebAssembly onto .NET MAUI (go.theregister.com)
Google unleashes Gemini AI agents on the dark web (go.theregister.com)
Smooth criminals talking their way into cloud environments, Google says (go.theregister.com)
SpaceX hits back at Amazon in orbital datacenter dispute (go.theregister.com)
Palantir trial plugs into UK financial watchdog's data trove (go.theregister.com)
Intel's Core Ultra 270K, 250K Plus are an appeal to cash-strapped PC enthusiasts (go.theregister.com)
US chip testing firm shrugged off ransomware hit as minor - then came the data leak (go.theregister.com)
RSAC 2026: Uncle Sam backs out, and AI agents are everywhere (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft fixes broken Windows update days after vowing fewer broken updates (go.theregister.com)
NASA sets 'impossible' ground rules for relocation of 'flown space vehicle' (go.theregister.com)
The drone swarm is coming, and NATO air defenses are too expensive to cope (go.theregister.com)
CMA dithers on cloud probe as Microsoft's meter runs on taxpayer dime (go.theregister.com)
Calling out corporate BS? There's a steaming pile to aim for (go.theregister.com)
When it comes to catastrophic space weather, the UK is holding a cocktail umbrella (go.theregister.com)
Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo (go.theregister.com)
Elon Musk wants to build 50 times more chips than the world currently produces, using 'new physics' (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11 (go.theregister.com)
Australia to datacenter operators: BYO energy, pay your way, build green, or stay home (go.theregister.com)
Mar 16 – Mar 22, 2026
Russians are posing as Signal support to launch phishing attacks (go.theregister.com)
CERN eggheads burn AI into silicon to stem data deluge (go.theregister.com)
Turns out your coffee addiction may be doing your brain a favor (go.theregister.com)
Payment biz pulls plug on open source charity after KYC spat (go.theregister.com)
Cryptographers engage in war of words over RustSec bug reports and subsequent ban (go.theregister.com)
Sorry, Amazon, you couldn't pick a worse time to bring a phone to market: IDC analyst (go.theregister.com)
Salesforce snaps up the team who built calendar app Clockwise to work on Agentforce (go.theregister.com)
WSL graphics driver update brings better GPU support for Linux apps (go.theregister.com)
Starship may chauffeur Orion to the Moon, as NASA mulls ditching SLS after Artemis V (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft breaks Microsoft account sign-ins in Windows 11 with latest update (go.theregister.com)
UK police force presses pause on live facial recognition after study finds racial bias (go.theregister.com)
Feds disrupt monster IoT botnets behind record-breaking DDoS attacks (go.theregister.com)
Jaguar Land Rover's cyber bailout sets worrying precedent, watchdog warns (go.theregister.com)
Supermicro co-founder arrested, charged over $2.5B Nvidia GPU sales to China (go.theregister.com)
UK to rethink tech buying after Palantir contracts (go.theregister.com)
Starmer's digital ID reboot raises same old questions as its Blair-era ancestor (go.theregister.com)
Sashiko: AI code review system for the Linux kernel spots bugs humans miss (go.theregister.com)
While you're here, could you go out of your way to do an impossible job? (go.theregister.com)
Jeff Bezos' rocket company Blue Origin applies to launch 51,000 datacenter satellites (go.theregister.com)
Meta’s latest AI improves its terrible content moderation, just a little (go.theregister.com)
Alibaba has made 470,000 AI chips, admits they’re inferior and may always be (go.theregister.com)
Decoding Nvidia's Groq-powered LPX and the rest of its new rack systems (go.theregister.com)
OpenAI tries to build its coding cred, acquires Python toolmaker Astral (go.theregister.com)
Time to end the 'uncontrolled experiment' of social media on kids, scientists say (go.theregister.com)
Unknown attackers exploit yet another critical SharePoint bug (go.theregister.com)
Google gives Android users a way to install unverified apps if they prove they really, really want to (go.theregister.com)
'Death sentence': EU cloud lobby takes Broadcom to Brussels over VMware partner purge (go.theregister.com)
Fiber on the surface of the moon could help detect moonquakes (go.theregister.com)
GNOME 50 debuts with X11 axed, Wayland front and center (go.theregister.com)
FBI director leaves open the possibility that it's buying location data again (go.theregister.com)
Lock down Microsoft Intune, feds warn after Stryker attack (go.theregister.com)
PwC will say goodbye to staff who aren't convinced about AI (go.theregister.com)
UK blinks on AI copyright carve-out after star-studded revolt (go.theregister.com)
Google says it will let UK publishers opt out of AI overviews (go.theregister.com)
Fixing Claude with Claude: Anthropic reports on AI site reliability engineering (go.theregister.com)
Hide and sleek: Latest Vivaldi release can tuck its UI away until summoned (go.theregister.com)
Competition watchdog cracks knuckles, probes legality of Adobe cancellation fee (go.theregister.com)
Microsoft startup credits are the gift that keeps on billing unsuspecting users (go.theregister.com)
SAP's grand cloud escape plan €2B short of the runway (go.theregister.com)
GOV.UK chatbot gets smarter but slower as LLMs improve (go.theregister.com)
Struggling to put your AI aversion into words? Here's a handy glossary (go.theregister.com)
Google offers ‘vibe design’ tool that you can shout at to create a UI (go.theregister.com)
Your next car might need 300 GB of RAM, and so will autonomous robots (go.theregister.com)